Movie of the Week: Gran Torino

"GET OFF MY LAWN."

Fake Meeting sent to HR:
Where: Conference Room
When: 11:30 PM Friday
Topic:

Training - 7 Habits of Highly Successful People

Real Meeting:

Where: Conference Room
When: 7:30 PM
Topic:

Film: Gran Torino

What do you do when you run out of training that you are supposed to go to? Refresh on the basics. I love the classics. So that is why we pulled out a recent "classic" from Clint Eastwood. Although my favorite picture is this one.

The Interns Production of My Husband is a Vampire

The Interns are putting on a play.  Or maybe it is an opera?  I haven't been to any of the rehearsals.  And I just Nerf dart any of them that start practicing lines around me.  I want to be surprised at the showing. 

The boss is going to be out for three days this coming week (Wed-Fri).  Something about a golf retreat in Arizona.  So, Wednesday will be business as usual.  Thursday will be spent putting up the stage and building props for the production.  Friday morning will be the show followed up by drinks at lunch for celebration.  After wards the interns get to clean up their mess before Monday while I stay at wherever we are celebrating.

The Interns are working extra hard right now because we have gotten crazy enough to think that we should hire a couple of them.  That puts them into a position of power and no hazing.  To think... they would be on an equal level as I?