Our last interns didn't last a long time. Funny. I would have thought that not doing any real work would have kept them around a long time. We only made them wash our cars and go pick up lunch. Couldn't have been that bad, right?
Of the new lot of interns, Jim is our chief intern. Not because he is the oldest or smartest. He is designated as chief because he is the first to do any crap work. Jim had the fortunate job of assigning each intern to an actual employee today for the first of many new intern games.
Acidity Test
The Acidity Test is a test of the acid strength in your urine. How the challenge works is that your facilitator or intern monitors or is the caretaker of your individual urinal cake. The facilitator handles the urinal cake. The facilitator puts the cake in the urinal, removes it and stores it until the next usage.
All cakes are measured in size and determined density and mass at the beginning of the contest. At the end of the contest the employee with the urinal cake that has been deteriorated the most is declared the victor.
Prizes!
There should always be a prize at the end of every contest. Whether it is beer, money, a zip file with questionable contents or a razor (long story). This particular contest, being that we just got these people and we do not know much about them, we have decided that the winner gets to pick their intern. Especially if you think that your current intern is a pain. I'm guessing most will not try and pick Jim as he is Chief Intern and usually running errands all phreakin' day long for everyone in the office anyways.
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