Movie of the Week: The Motorcycle Diaries

Fake Meeting sent to HR:
Where: Conference Room
When: 11:30 PM Friday
Topic:

• Changes in the BS reports
• Tracking Sheets
• Lessons learned from the management course Jerry/Dave just attended
• Updated utilities in company software

Real Meeting:

Where: Conference Room
When: 7:30 PM
Topic:

• Film: The Motorcycle Diaries

I'm not kidding they are actually BS Reports.  They stand for Building Strength.  It is a whole teamwork thing.  You would have thought that there would have been one person in management that would have caught it right?  I also hear that they are going to start a training regime called Foundation University.  What are those initials?  I want a t-shirt that says FU Instructor.  I think that would be awesome.

The whole purpose of this meeting is so that we can watch a good movie on an extremely nice projector with the high quality sound system we voted for in the office construction.  Oh, and we can expense the pizzas we buy.  Accounting will only catch us if they look at the time of the credit card reciept.

I don't know about you, but I consider this a team building exercise.