Sleep Clinic - Part 2

Jake: "Okay, that's 20 offices.  20 patients.  20 beds.  We can't fit 20 beds in Jerry's office even if it is flipping huge.  We've go 20 old desktops / servers we can use for fake sleep monitors.  So our only problem is keeping all this junk and moving it everyday."

[brainstorming session at the pub]

We decided to create a series of pulley systems in the offices farthest away from Jerry's office.  So we shove all the beds into Jerry's office that we can and the remaining ones get lifted into the rafters above the ceiling tiles during the day while everyone is at work.  We build these decks that look like window washer platforms that hold beds and sleep monitoring devices.  You flip back the ceiling tiles, tug on some pulleys and the platform is safely hidden away. 

Initial contruction cost a bit, but we still had a little bit of money left over in our Research and Development division that I established last year for a kegger / LAN party, nearly forgot about that one.

Interns make up flyers and post some advertisements on Craigslist.  Out of the 57 responses we recieved back on Craigslist, we took the hotest, err, ...most promising 20.  I'm only concerned about one applicant that we still accepted, he has sleep panic disorder.  I think we'll give him some "herbal" tea.  I still have some Loritab left over from my wisdom teeth being removed. 

Jerry goes on his biking trip this Saturday and is gone Labor Day week and the following.  Sleep clinic starts Monday night.  $3k a pop @ 20 patients = $60k.  Let's see if we can make it go down without a hitch.